The adventures of Zeus and Kale

Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie. & Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you. -George Carlin

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4 September 2011

Zeus Childhood

Me? Behave? Seriously… As a child I saw Tarzan strolling naked. Cinderella arrived home after midnight. Pinocchio told lies. Aladdin was a thief. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour. Snow White lived in a house with 7 men. Shaggy and Scooby smoked pot in the back of a van. Popeye smoked a pipe and had many tattoos, and in later years, Pac-Man ran with digital music eating pills that enhanced his performance. The fault is not mine! If you had this kind of childhood, copy and repost!

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24 July 2011

Caution, Cthulhu coming 

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20 July 2011

Real Ninjas Wear Nike

-Zeus

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18 July 2011

If You Know This, Then You Know How Fucked Up This Is

-Zeus

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18 July 2011

Zeus Thoughts

Is it weird to have a reformed pedophile as a friend

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14 July 2011

Zeus’s Word of The Day

Switch

A flimsy tree branch used for whoopin’ kids asses! Usually picked by the person who is about to get the ass whoopin’. Switch’s grow on all trees and can be used if there is no belt or shoe around.

This Is Brought To You By Urban Dictionary…..

P.S.  MORE PARENTS NEED TO GET BACK TO THIS

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9 July 2011

We All Felt like this

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9 July 2011

Mario Wins
1up

-Zeus

Mario Wins

1up

-Zeus

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8 July 2011

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8 July 2011

(Tech N9ne)

Song From Tech N9ne New Album “All 6’s and 7’s”

-Zeus

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