The adventures of Zeus and Kale

Me? Behave? Seriously… As a child I saw Tarzan strolling naked. Cinderella arrived home after midnight. Pinocchio told lies. Aladdin was a thief. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour. Snow White lived in a house with 7 men. Shaggy and Scooby smoked pot in the back of a van. Popeye smoked a pipe and had many tattoos, and in later years, Pac-Man ran with digital music eating pills that enhanced his performance. The fault is not mine! If you had this kind of childhood, copy and repost!

Caution, Cthulhu coming 

Real Ninjas Wear Nike

-Zeus

If You Know This, Then You Know How Fucked Up This Is

-Zeus

Is it weird to have a reformed pedophile as a friend

Switch

A flimsy tree branch used for whoopin’ kids asses! Usually picked by the person who is about to get the ass whoopin’. Switch’s grow on all trees and can be used if there is no belt or shoe around.

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P.S.  MORE PARENTS NEED TO GET BACK TO THIS

We All Felt like this

Mario Wins

1up

-Zeus

(via captainspaceheart)

Song From Tech N9ne New Album “All 6’s and 7’s”

-Zeus